Wednesday, January 4, 2012
from “the innumerable sayings of Tao Jones”
1. trying to eat healthy and remain sane is like trying to copulate with a football.
2. worrying about being "green" is a new form of socio-pathology best left to high schoolers.
3. being a nurse maid to a neurotic is a free ticket to Hell.
4. nostalgia is bullshit.
5. playing the drums is a game for psychopaths and other primates.
6. whoever designed the human body should've made it harder to get pregnant.
7. root canals are not for sissies.
8. best invention of mankind - hot shower.
9. TV is a form of programmable madness.
10. most underrated sport - afternoon nap.
1. trying to eat healthy and remain sane is like trying to copulate with a football.
2. worrying about being "green" is a new form of socio-pathology best left to high schoolers.
3. being a nurse maid to a neurotic is a free ticket to Hell.
4. nostalgia is bullshit.
5. playing the drums is a game for psychopaths and other primates.
6. whoever designed the human body should've made it harder to get pregnant.
7. root canals are not for sissies.
8. best invention of mankind - hot shower.
9. TV is a form of programmable madness.
10. most underrated sport - afternoon nap.
end of the beginning
greetings from the blogosphere.
you have found the site of the accidental philosopher: tao jones
and your gateway to "the innumerable sayings of tao jones" - a work in progress,
as is the Universe in general.
enjoy.
you have found the site of the accidental philosopher: tao jones
and your gateway to "the innumerable sayings of tao jones" - a work in progress,
as is the Universe in general.
enjoy.
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