from “the innumerable sayings of Tao Jones”


1. trying to eat healthy and remain sane is like trying to copulate with a football.
2. worrying about being "green" is a new form of socio-pathology best left to high schoolers.
3. being a nurse maid to a neurotic is a free ticket to Hell.
4. nostalgia is bullshit.
5. playing the drums is a game for psychopaths and other primates.
6. whoever designed the human body should've made it harder to get pregnant.
7. root canals are not for sissies.
8. best invention of mankind - hot shower.
9. TV is a form of programmable madness.
10. most underrated sport - afternoon nap.